JEB & JEBRA BUSH 2028
with Vice President Taylor Swift • Healing the divide, one guac bowl at a time
MEATBAG PROTOCOL ENGAGED.
Jeb brings the steady hands that actually governed. Jebra brings the unbreakable "media can say whatever" energy. Taylor brings the massive cultural reach that fills stadiums and moves millions. The ticket that actually claps back against the noise.
Why This Ticket?
Jeb governed Florida for eight years — cut taxes, created over a million jobs, fixed schools, restored the Everglades. Fluent Spanish. The guy who prefers results over performance art. Jebra stands right beside him — steady, sharp, and completely unbothered by the circus. Taylor Swift as Vice President brings the unmatched cultural reach, youth energy, fan mobilization, and artists’ rights advocacy that connects with people who often feel left out of politics. The perfect blend of competence and vibe.
Real Policy — Not Just Vibes
AI Token Tax Cap & Trade: Every time an AI processes tokens, a transparent percentage of that value is automatically directed into a dedicated fund. Companies using heavy AI pay in. The money supports human workers through training, new roles, and direct aid. It’s a market-based cap-and-trade system that turns AI productivity gains into stability for meatbags instead of just replacing them.
Poverty Declared a Disability — Fully Funded: Poverty is treated as a protected disability with full legal and funding status. This unlocks dedicated resources so no one has to choose between rent, food, and survival. It comes with the United States Dignity Dollars (USDD) program: $2,700 per month in closed-loop support for housing, food, technology, transportation, and basics. Smart rules, rollover caps, landlord incentives, and protections (arrest isn’t guilt).
Universal Healthcare: Every American gets quality healthcare as a basic right — fully funded, no medical debt, no going broke because you got sick. Expanded Medicare-style single-payer or equivalent that actually covers everyone.
The Purple Party Takes the House & Senate in 2028
After the 2026 midterms, the Purple Party launches as the big tent for everyone tired of the red vs blue cage match. Moderates, independents, pragmatic voices — all meatbags welcome. By 2028 we take control of both the House and Senate to pass real legislation: the AI Token Tax Cap & Trade, poverty as a protected disability with full funding, Universal Healthcare, and the USDD dignity floor. Post-partisan. Pro-dignity. Pro-guac. We heal the timeline by actually getting shit done.
Jeb & Jebra bring the steady hands.
Taylor brings the reach.
The guac is real. The claps are back.